The Hamstring Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Golden is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
76%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Golden, Golden, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.