The Mystery Tweak Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
- Golden scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
78%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Golden's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.