The Shadow Coverage Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Golden tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
86%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A used challenge flag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Golden drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.