The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- The broadcast shows Golden on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Golden gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
76%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Golden drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.