The Hamstring Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Golden sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
84%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Golden, Golden, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.