The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Golden gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
86%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Golden, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.