The Shadow Coverage Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- The broadcast shows Golden on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
76%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Golden's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.