The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Golden's stadium. Only over Golden.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
- A mysterious flag erases Golden's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
88%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Golden scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.