The Hamstring Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Golden's stadium. Only over Golden.
91%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Golden's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.