The Inch-Short Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Golden scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
79%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Golden, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.