The Dropped Pass Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- A mysterious flag erases Golden's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
80%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Golden's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.