The Phantom Holding Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Golden is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
74%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Golden drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.