The Pick-Six Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“Every deep ball Stafford throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- Stafford will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Stafford will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
78%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Stafford, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.