The Bad Snap Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“At 38, Stafford is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- Stafford will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Stafford sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
76%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Stafford's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.