The Late Scratch Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“Stafford scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- At 38, Stafford is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Stafford, the end zone is a rumor.
86%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Stafford's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.