The Snap Count Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“Stafford gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- Stafford goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Stafford scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
76%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Stafford's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.