The Sideline-Scold Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“At 38, Stafford is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- Stafford gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
- Stafford slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
77%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Stafford, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.