The Phantom Flag Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“At 38, Stafford is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- A mysterious flag erases Stafford's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Stafford will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
92%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Stafford drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.