The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“At 38, Stafford is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- Stafford will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Stafford gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
77%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Stafford's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.