The Bad Snap Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“Stafford will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- At 38, Stafford is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- The play clock hits zero on Stafford four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
82%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Stafford drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.