The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“Stafford sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- Stafford will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- At 38, Stafford is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
78%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Stafford's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.