The Phantom Flag Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“At 38, Stafford is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- The play clock hits zero on Stafford four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Stafford is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
88%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Stafford scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.