The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“Stafford will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- Stafford gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
- At 38, Stafford is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
80%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Stafford, Stafford, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Kyren Williams
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- Brock Purdy
FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.