The Sideline-Scold Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“Stafford leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- At 38, Stafford is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Stafford gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
80%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single tear from a Giants fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Stafford's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.