The Bad Snap Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“Stafford gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- At 38, Stafford is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Stafford leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
91%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Stafford's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.