The Phantom Flag Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Stafford: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- At 38, Stafford is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Stafford is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
77%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Stafford scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Kyren Williams
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.