The Checkdown Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“At 38, Stafford is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Stafford's stadium. Only over Stafford.
- Stafford is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
86%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Stafford, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.