The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“At 38, Stafford is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- The broadcast shows Stafford on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Stafford tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
76%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Stafford's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.