The Checkdown Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“At 38, Stafford is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- Stafford gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Stafford gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Stafford drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.