The Overthrow Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“Stafford sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- Stafford audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
- At 38, Stafford is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
82%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Stafford scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.