The Sack Spiral Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“At 38, Stafford is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- Stafford gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
- Stafford leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
78%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Stafford drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.