The Sack Spiral Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Stafford: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- At 38, Stafford is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Stafford leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
91%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Stafford, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.