The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“At 38, Stafford is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- The broadcast shows Stafford on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Stafford is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
78%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Stafford's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.