The Bad Snap Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“At 38, Stafford is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- Stafford gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Stafford goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
92%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Stafford drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.