The Hamstring Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“Stafford will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Stafford, the end zone is a rumor.
- At 38, Stafford is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
90%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Stafford's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.