The Intentional Grounding Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“At 38, Stafford is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- Stafford finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Stafford will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
78%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Stafford, Stafford, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.