The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“Stafford scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- At 38, Stafford is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Stafford sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
92%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Stafford drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.