The Sack Spiral Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“At 38, Stafford is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- Stafford gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Stafford will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
76%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Stafford scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.