The Sack Spiral Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“At 38, Stafford is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- Stafford tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Stafford gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
77%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Stafford, Stafford, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.