The Phantom Flag Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“Ref: "Number Stafford, that's a flag." Stafford: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- Stafford gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Stafford will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
82%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Stafford drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.