The Phantom Flag Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“Stafford will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- Every deep ball Stafford throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Stafford will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
76%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Stafford drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.