The Intentional Grounding Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“At 38, Stafford is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- Stafford gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Stafford finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
75%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Stafford's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.