The Sideline-Scold Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“Stafford takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- Stafford gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- At 38, Stafford is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
77%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Stafford, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.