The Late Scratch Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Penix Jr. gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
77%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Penix Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.