The Intentional Grounding Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- The play clock hits zero on Penix Jr. four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
83%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Penix Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.