The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Penix Jr.'s stadium. Only over Penix Jr..
84%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Penix Jr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.