The Blocking Assignment Hex of Michael Trigg
Michael Trigg · DAL · TE
“Rookie Trigg gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Trigg's week
- Trigg sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Trigg is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
75%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Trigg's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Trigg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Trigg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Trigg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.