The Late Scratch Hex of Michael Trigg
Michael Trigg · DAL · TE
“Rookie Trigg gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Trigg's week
- Trigg finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- The broadcast shows Trigg on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
82%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Trigg, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Trigg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Trigg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Trigg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.