The Shadow Coverage Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“At 33, Evans is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- Evans gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas A&M's biggest rival.
- Evans is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
89%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Evans's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.