The Stuffed Run Hex of Mike Washington Jr.
Mike Washington Jr. · LV · RB
“Rookie Washington Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Washington Jr. gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
78%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Washington Jr., Washington Jr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.